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Parkdale Getaway Urban Adventure Tour Package

$900/month gets you an exotic urban adventure you will remember for years to come!

Featuring:

  • Rat hunting in your own apartment!
  • The Broken Elevator Stair Climb Workout!
  • Your children will enjoy the Decrepit Balcony Railing Dangle & Falling Ceiling Plaster Dodge game!
  • Healthful, invigorating cold water showers!
  • Includes free broken oven electro-shock therapy!
  • And if you come during the winter months, you will have the opportunity to recreate Perry's famous Arctic expedition in your own apartment!

THINGS NOT TO DO
WHILE YOU'RE IN TORONTO!

Try not to:

  • Step in excrement in stairwells
  • Be around when the 14th floor balcony railing finally disintegrates
  • Get shot by drug dealers breaking in the defective "security" door

 

Just look what you will get for only $900/month: